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In a large bowl, gently combine your ground beef with onion powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper. Now, here's where I always get a little messy – wearing gloves helps, honestly! Add the Worcestershire sauce and Dijon mustard. Mix just until combined, don't overmix, or your Crack Burgers will be tough. You want to feel the ingredients just coming together, no more. I remember one time I really went at it, and the texture was all wrong.
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Divide the meat mixture into four equal portions. Gently form each into a patty, about ¾-inch thick and slightly wider than your buns, because they'll shrink a bit during cooking. Press a small dimple into the center of each patty with your thumb. This little trick is a game-changer; it prevents your Crack Burgers from puffing up into a dome shape. I learned this the hard way after many spherical, impossible-to-eat burgers, oops!
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In a small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, ketchup, and sweet relish. Taste it! This is where you can adjust to your preference – a little more relish if you like it tangier, or a pinch of sugar if you want it sweeter. This sauce is what makes these Crack Burgers so special; it's creamy, tangy, and just plain delicious. I always make a little extra because, let's be real, it's good on everything!
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Heat a large cast-iron skillet or grill to medium-high heat. Add a tiny bit of oil if using a skillet. Once hot, place the patties in the skillet or on the grill. Cook for 4-5 minutes per side for medium-rare, or longer for your desired doneness. During the last minute of cooking, place a slice of cheddar cheese on each patty to melt. The smell, oh, the smell of those Crack Burgers sizzling away is just incredible!
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While the burgers are cooking, lightly butter the cut sides of your brioche buns. Place them cut-side down on the grill or in a separate pan for 1-2 minutes, until golden brown and slightly crispy. This step is non-negotiable for the best Crack Burgers experience. I once skipped it in a rush, and the buns got soggy. Never again, friend, never again!
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Spread a generous spoonful of your signature sauce on both the top and bottom bun halves. Place a toasted bun bottom on your plate, then add a lettuce leaf, a cheesy patty, tomato slices, red onion, and pickles. Top with the other bun half. The final result should be a towering, juicy, glorious Crack Burger, ready to be devoured! It's messy, but oh-so-worth it.